Ok, so I've joked about this scenario over and over again throughout time, but the canary has finally come back around to collect the airtime tax. Haha.
Yeah, so anyway, I'm looking at myself in the mirror today and I'll be doggone if I didn't see three hairs coming off the sides of my ears: two off of one ear and one off of another. Yes, 3!! They were about two inches long a piece and, of course, I pulled them out the instant I saw them. Yes, they smarted a bit. They were definitely in there and no, they didn't plan on leaving anytime soon but leaving they were. As far as I know I don't feelers to keep from bumping into walls. After all, I just got glasses a few weeks ago and the prescription is not all that strong besides.
Ok, I've admitted it. Hair Happens.